erik_the_rehd (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} erik_the_rehd) wrote,@ 2006-10-08 23:57:00 |
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HAHA!
Ok pretend this is you.
You're living with an old boyfriend/girlfriend who dumped YOU for being more or less the huegest slacker and most annoying person in the world.
You're also broke cause you spent all your inneratance from both your mother and step-father, which was enough money to buy a whole lot of SHIT.
You also can't hold a job for more than a week without getting sick or wanting to quit.
Now, you where kicked out of the house of your ex cause that's what happens when you break up, but because of the previously stated reasons you can't support yourself, so your ex who is infinitely generous and somewhat soft lets you back in.
WHAT DO YOU DO!?
A) Act like an asshole 24/7, taking all things for granted because you know your ex is too nice to just kick you out, especially when you do the sad pouty face and start accusing your ex of things, putting the guilt on the ex.
B) Eat junk food all day, continue to not be able to have a job or just not work at all, keep your dogs in crates all day or pamper them so much when company comes over they make noises that sound like a dog being skinned alive.
C) You act smarmy all the fucking time, pretend you know about everything, think you have good taste in entertainment, which of course includes the sci-fi channel, home of such great programing as "Who Wants to be a Super Hero?"
D) Sleep all day, sleep all night, then complain that you never go out. And when you do go out demand to go home immediately after you're desires have been met because you're "sick" all of a sudden.
E) Let your pets piss and shit all over the house because you don't take proper care of them. Keeping them in a crate all day seems like a good idea to you, and walking them only means letting them pee then taking them strait home into their crates or letting them finish up on the kitchen floor.
Tough choice, I'd say all of em, then you'd be a genuinely disgusting person. Add also one annoying, whiney voice.
Ok pretend this is you.
You're living with an old boyfriend/girlfriend who dumped YOU for being more or less the huegest slacker and most annoying person in the world.
You're also broke cause you spent all your inneratance from both your mother and step-father, which was enough money to buy a whole lot of SHIT.
You also can't hold a job for more than a week without getting sick or wanting to quit.
Now, you where kicked out of the house of your ex cause that's what happens when you break up, but because of the previously stated reasons you can't support yourself, so your ex who is infinitely generous and somewhat soft lets you back in.
WHAT DO YOU DO!?
A) Act like an asshole 24/7, taking all things for granted because you know your ex is too nice to just kick you out, especially when you do the sad pouty face and start accusing your ex of things, putting the guilt on the ex.
B) Eat junk food all day, continue to not be able to have a job or just not work at all, keep your dogs in crates all day or pamper them so much when company comes over they make noises that sound like a dog being skinned alive.
C) You act smarmy all the fucking time, pretend you know about everything, think you have good taste in entertainment, which of course includes the sci-fi channel, home of such great programing as "Who Wants to be a Super Hero?"
D) Sleep all day, sleep all night, then complain that you never go out. And when you do go out demand to go home immediately after you're desires have been met because you're "sick" all of a sudden.
E) Let your pets piss and shit all over the house because you don't take proper care of them. Keeping them in a crate all day seems like a good idea to you, and walking them only means letting them pee then taking them strait home into their crates or letting them finish up on the kitchen floor.
Tough choice, I'd say all of em, then you'd be a genuinely disgusting person. Add also one annoying, whiney voice.
